nuts & bets

her: you have no idea what it's like.
me: what?
her: the pain of getting your boobs squished when you go for a mammogram.
me: no, but i've had things squished too.
her: that's not the same.
me: how do you know?
her: it's not.
me: i don't mind it much. in fact i visit the dr. once a week just to get squished.
her: what?!
me: well at least he calls himself "the dr."
her: shut up.
me: and he works out of a dark alley, so you know.
her: you are not right.

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her: you better start saving up the fifty dollars now.
me: did we bet?
her: yes.
me: i don't remember shaking on it.
her: oooh, scared you're gonna lose now?
me: no.
her: riiight.
me: i just don't like to take money from elderly women.
her: hey!
me: unless it's for sexual favors, then i'm okay with it.