[this blows]

i'm sad.

every time i turn on the tv i see darius rucker, aka hootie, trying to sell me a burger king sandwich. darius, if i would have know you were that hard up the last time i saw you at that free concert at the county fair i would have gladly paid for my ticket. especially if it would have meant keeping you from totally selling out. and not in that "cool" way others do by providing one of their songs for background music in a car ad, no you took it a step further and actually appeared in yours. and did you throw away your dignity free of charge by agreeing to wear that 1950s cowboy outfit? oh hootie, my heart hurts.