because kia did it first

20 years ago I...
1. had B as my best friend and ms. k as my girlfriend.
2. was cool because i brought my tape player to recess.
3. loved "we built this city" by starship, and played it until it wore out.

10 years ago I...
1. was obsessed with party of five from day one.
2. put at least one hootie & the blowfish song on every mix tape i made.
3. partied a lot at josh's.

5 years ago I...
1. spent the whole summer with my sister.
2. fell in love with and became instant best friends with dawnnie.
3. had my favorite birthday night out.

3 years ago I...
1. spent the night with a boy i first had a crush on in 1997.
2. started working out.
3. bought my new car.

1 year ago I...
1. got lost driving into DC, got directions on the phone from ray, FINALLY met kia, then drove around dupont circle 100 times when i got lost again the next day.
2. became better friends with G and ms. b.
3. was really tan when nikki and i went to the wedding, the one she got WASTED at.

So far this year I...
1. spent a good chunk of time being sick, but had the summer off.
2. fell in love with and became addicted to my DVR.
3. came out to some more friends.

Yesterday I...
1. worked on my tan.
2. had an insanely strong margarita with G.
3. wore my new favorite thrift store T.

Today I...
1. worked on my tan.
2. had subway for lunch.
3. IMed kia.

Tomorrow I will...
1. work on my tan.
2. go bed shopping.
3. hang out with G or ms. b.

In the next year I will...
1. be happy.
2. be rich.
3. be in love.