i hope she's not the one with the needle

lady: hello?
me: um, hi? i need to set up an appointment for a tuberculosis test.
lady: what's your name?
me: J Falangie.
lady: who's your doctor?
me: dr. Kenneth Smith.
lady: how did you get this number?!
me: um, it's the number i have listed in my phone for the doctor.
lady: this is the doctor's private line, not the number for appointments, but it's fine i can help you.
me: ...um...
lady: okay, your name was Kenneth Falangie?
me: nope, my doctor is Kenneth Smith.
lady: oh, right.
me: i'm J, J Falangie.
lady: and this was for a PPD test?
me: no, i think i'll let the baby live another week, i need a tuberculosis test.
lady: oh right, TB. okay, i can get you in monday.
me: okay, see you then?