i never see any hookers

N2: i think i saw a hooker the other day.
me: what?
N2: and a pimp.
me: what?!
N2: yeah, i'm pretty sure.
me: where?
N2: on my way home. he was chasing her down the street.
me: are you serious?
N2: yeah, and she was yelling, "don't hurt me, don't hurt me."
me: that's messed up.
N2: and he was chasing her with a rock, that's why i think he was her pimp.
me: he was throwing rocks at her?
N2: no, he was just waving it in the air. and it was a big chunk of cinder block, not just a regular rock.
me: that's insane.
N2: yeah, that's why i want to move out of my neighborhood.
me: that would do it.

i swear nikki2 tells the best stories and has the most interesting life. i think i missed her the most while i was away from work.