corbin fisher, a roundtable discussion

kia: oh i have seen this kid.
kia: i saw him bottom.
me: who?
kia: lucas.
me: oh.
me: i love how all these "straight" boys bottom more than i do.
kia: Poodle, no one bottoms more than you.
me: goodbye.
kia: hahahaha.
kia: god i am funny!

kia: how many Straight guys eat ass?
me: is this a knock knock joke?
kia: haha.
kia: he either is a) not straight or b) getting paid a hell of a lot of money.