G's voicemail

J i just left you, a like a, super long message and at the very end of me leaving it, it said, "message erased blah blah blah" which totally sucks. i hate when that happens when you're done leaving a message and for some reason it just erases for absolutely no purpose whatsoever. um, got your text message, you bought me beer. you were supposed to be listening when i said i didn't want to drink. but, um, apparently i just wasn't listening to myself because i didn't eat all day and i had like, i don't know, maybe six beers at dinner and i'm like kinda drunk. i'm actually on a date right now, i'm following my boy back to his house. we went to red lobster and all is okay. you know i was kinda thinking that he was a little strange (giggle) but everything went okay. so, anyway... you are definitely right that we are way too cool to be spending new year's eve by ourselves so it's a good thing that we have one another to spend new year's with. um, we can be definitely the coolest two people on earth that really don't have real new year's plans. um, anyway... so let me know what time you want me over and then also i don't know where you live now 'cause i haven't been over to your new place, you'll have to give me some directionals. i think i might be stopping over at my grandma's house because apparently my dad and my grandma both know that i am a LOSER with absolutely no plans on new year's eve. so they have invited me over, i don't know why just me, but just me. and my dad and my step-mom and grandma and my great-aunt apparently have an annual tradition of spending new year's together, and this year they have invited me. um, so apparently they think that i'm the only person that is um, you know, under, oh i don't know, fifty years old that, um, has absolutely nothing to do for new year's. so i was thinking maybe, they're getting together at six, like six to midnight, so i was thinking maybe that i might run over there. so yeah, exciting stuff for me, yeah very exciting. and i know i'm sorta rambling, but you've left me lots of long messages and i am a drunk girl. and drunk girls leave long messages, rambling long messages, that's what they do. yeah i'm okay with leaving this long, long message. maybe you will find it amusing, although maybe you won't. i don't know, it's just one of those things. who knows if you will find it amusing or not. so i'm gonna hang up before it tells me that it's erasing my message again 'cause that totally sucks i was totally done talking...

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