my week, in conversations...

will: has eye candy been in yet?
me: and who would that be?
will: james, that cute blonde boy.
me: JR? nope, haven't seen him. eye candy, eh?
will: he's just pretty to look at.

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(on the phone)
D: i forgot to tell you this when i talked to you.
me: what?
D: do you remember mrs. moorehead who rented when you were here?
me: yes, why? oh man she didn't die did she? don't tell me she died.
D: no!
me: oh good, what's up?
D: you know how she always rents the same five movies over and over?
me: yeah?
D: well she rented brokeback mountain, again, for the fifth time.
me: that's awesome!
D: i know, that doesn't seem like her kind of movie.
me: she must like her hot man on man action.
D: (laughing) she must.
me: that's hot.
D: is it?
me: yeah, an old lady getting her kicks from watching two cowboys go at it. that's the definition of hot.

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G: does this look bad?
me: no.
G: are you sure?
me: yes, but try something else on if you don't like that.
G: you wouldn't tell me if it did look bad.
me: yes i would.
G: no you wouldn't.
me: well i'd say something like, try something else on if you don't like that, or something like that.
G: that's exactly what you did just say.
me: oh...