m: i'm gonna have my own reality show.

me: oh really?

m: yeah, it's gonna be called thug high.

me: interesting.

m: i'm gonna be drivin' around gettin' high all the time.

me: well...

m: i'm just kidding, i don't do that.

me: right.

m: bill's gonna be my driver.

me: now i'd watch that. you and a 75 year old driver.

m: we'll be ridin' dirty.

me: (laughing)

m: you know what that means right?

me: i'm from the country, i haven't a clue.

m: what?!?

me: well i know the song, but that's about it.

m: do the normans live out by you?

me: i don't know anyone by that name.

m: no, they're like catholics, but they're from utah.

me: you mean mormons?

m: oh, yeah. yeah.

me: no. but there are some amish people close by.

m: maybe that's who i'm thinking of.

me: now i don't feel so bad for not knowing what ridin' dirty meant.