D: i'm hot.
P: i'm cold.
D: i'm hot, i'm hot hot hot.
me: that's what all the ladies say.
D: i'm a hot lesbian.
me: you better watch out tomorrow night at the party.
P: i already warned her she wasn't getting anywhere with me.
D: that's no fun.
P: maybe she'll try to slow dance with me.
me: and rest her head on your bosom?

me: are you wearing dresses with lots of cleavage?
D: right.
P: and short skirts.
D: my cleavage will be pushed together, it will be so long it'll look like a butt-crack.
me: i'll see you later, i need to go vomit.