6.7.07

Thursday:

I saw the slightest bit of chest hair peaking out of Mr. Wonder’s polo shirt and my head just about exploded on the spot. What is wrong with me that this is the high point of my day? I start the day feeling all sassy with my recently cut hair and new watch, that I’m obsessed with looking at every five minutes. I really don’t care what time it is, I just like looking at the watch. Sassy quickly becomes icky as I begin to grow dizzy as the day moves on. I get a headache, and pretty much every smell makes me want to vomit. I begin to suspect that I am in fact pregnant. Great.