August 29, 2007


dear jen,

it was hate at first sight when i started watching BB8 this summer. your oddness, your smugness, your attitude of superiority... all worked against you and really got under my skin. i wanted you gone from day one. then you nominated D&D and gave your speech and i hated you that much more. then you got nominated and nominated and nominated again and kept coming back for more. maybe it was my soft spot for the underdog that began to wear me down, i'm not sure. i do know that the sight of you crying alone in the bathroom after yet another nomination nearly broke my heart. and it happened, i became your biggest supporter. and then you caught a glimpse of yourself in the back of a spoon and you were mesmerized and i was a goner. you were strong, you pretty much unstoppable, and that's why that whiney bitch Daniele back-doored you. she knew it was the only way she could beat you because she's weak and a coward. and now you're gone. and i couldn't care less who wins, and it's really all i can do to force myself to watch each new episode. Dick & Dickette have ruined an 8 year summer tradition for me.