texting fun

chels: someone needs to punch Heidi in her stupid face.
me: someone needs to kick Heidi in her big horse teeth.
chels: yes they do. she is a b to the i to the t c h.
me: haha. yes she is. Spencer looks creepy and possessed all the time.
chels: i hate them both.
me: i wish they'd just go away. did you see that she had a 21st b-day party and no one showed up? losers.
chels: that's because they suck and no one likes them.
me: everyone is afraid of their big fake teeth.
chels: everyone is afraid that Heidi might bite them.
me: she won't bite you if you feed her a carrot, a couple sugar cubes, and scratch her behind her ear. she likes that.
chels: i'll keep that in mind.

i have no idea why it's so easy to hate someone we've never met. but when it comes to Heidi and Spencer it's way too easy. i also have no idea why we spend so much time discussing them. but it's so much fun.